Ashamed of your old news posts? Yeah, I just did.

A friend saw my profile, and questioned the presence of the baby. She said something along the lines of "Is that the picture Newgrounds gives you when you don't make news posts?"

I had to abashedly reply, "No, I put it there..."

She then looked at me quizzically, laughed, and promptly started reading my reviews. I sat there, unable to do a thing as she browsed through the pages, occasionally laughing, pointing, and telling me that I wrote very long reviews (compliment? I'll take it). Somehow, she had the strength of mind to keep reading (none of that tl;dr nonsense), so I mildly accepted it and kept working.

She's great. I'd imagine if it was anyone else, they'd just point, laugh, and keep laughing....